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The #musicdsp adventures

Created by Olli Niemitalo on 2001-10-27, last modified 2012-08-08

2001/10/27

I have occasionally been a regular on the EFNet #musicdsp IRC channel. This ASCII art comic is my perverted view of some of the #musicdsp characters.

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                    EPISODE I - MRL-DUNDEE
                    INTRODUCING: MRL, BRAM
                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
          ~~~||~~\       o  ..We are in the Australian badlands.
             ||~\       <|>   Fukcing dangerous for ppl without
\|/   \|/    ||   \|/   /|\   a big kulli & a big knife. 

          ~~~||~~\      o   o  ..Yeah mrl, ma man! Like, look
____.__ GRR! ||~\      <|> <#>   at that mean looking crocodile
~~~|\¨¨      ||   \|/  /|\ /P\   for instance.

          ~~~||~~\      o_/ ..No shit, bram. You'd better get some
_______.__   ||~\      <|     distance with your - relatively -
~/\~~~/\¨¨   ||   \|/  /|\    smaller dick & bigger balls. *HEHE*

          ~~~||~~\       o..HEHehe      \_o  ..Pff, you...
  _______.__ ||~\       <|\               #>   freak of nature!
~~~/\~~~/\¨¨ ||   \|/   /|\     \|/      /P\   

     I've seen bigger..o                 o ..OK OK just get done
 _   _______.__        /\               /#>  with it will ya?
  ~~~~/\~~~/\¨¨   \|/  /\       \|/     /P\   

            GRR! _o ..hopp!            \o/ ..NO NO! Use the knife,
 _   _______.__ __|\                  __#    use your _KNIFE_!!!
  ~~~~|\~~~|\¨¨  /\             \|/     P\   

        *CRUNCH*   __o ..HELP!!    o ..Told 'ya!
  _______.__        /\            <#>
~~~/|~~~/|¨¨.. . .~¨\      \|/    /P\  

|~~\                      *sniff*    o ..HAHAHAA, now who's Da
|~\                         /o      <#>  Man of da men
|    ..  .   . \|/ .  .. .  /\      /P\  now, "mrlie"?!

|~~\                           ..You are, bram,
|~\                         /o   you are...
|    ..  .   . \|/ .  .. .  /\                    *END OF EP.1*

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                  EPISODE II - THE RECOVERY
                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|/   /_\  _   o ..SHIT MAAN! The doc said they could only
| o ____ | | /#>  get back the top 4 cm, so yer still missing
||~¨----||'| /P\  like 40 cm from the middle.

|/ BUHUU!!_   o ..Heyyy.. Cheer up! At least it's not genetic.
| /\____ | | ~#>  And it still works.. some! You'll probably
||------||'| /P\  be able to jerk off again in no time!

|/ U sure?_   o ..Yes. I have full confidence in you. In fact,
| o,____ | | <#>  I'm gonna take you to a party and we'll get
||\¨----||'| /P\  some CHICKS for TONIGHT!

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o ..Hmm.. brammie, i feel a bit sma..
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<|  /|\  umm.. nervous. Are you absolutely
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|  /'\  sure we wanna enter?

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o   O ..YeS!! I want..... I MUST see
|<|  DJ MAUS  | (|) | |<|  /|\ /#\  her!!! ComeOnCOMEON..!!.!!
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|  /'\ /P\  PLLLZZ.. Let's get in alredi!

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o  ..FUKC maan... Stop jumping around.
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<|  <|>   And shrink yer monster or I'll
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|  /'\   ninza-kikc you in the bidule.

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|  o_  \ O / ..OH SWEET JESUS MRL! I get
|<|  DJ MAUS  | (|) | |<| /\    ###    sooo horny just thinking of
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|  |\  /O|O\   the sexxxxyyy DJ's arse!

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| YIEEE o/ o ..UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| EEE! ~|__#\  UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|       /`/|  UUUUUUUU!!!!!

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o    o ..Man, you still can kick.
|<|  DJ MAUS  | (|) | |<|  <|>  (/   Uuu...
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|  /'\  /| 

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o ..Sure thing brammie. And one hint
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<|  <|>  to the girls about my penis and
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|  /'\  ya wish U was born a woman.

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o    o ..Deal. Now let's get in. I
|<|  DJ MAUS  | (|) | |<|  <|>  /#>  need some ize.
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|  /'\  /P\                *END OF EP.2*

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                   EPISODE III - THE DISCO
                    INTRODUCING: DJ. MAUS
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 |||  õ_ ___ |_\ \_õ \õ/  õ_ _õ/  /_| _o ..Oh bram, just look all
|---|-\-|===|    _/\  |  /|   |   ´'`  |\  those girls high on e!
|___|___|___|   / |  /^\ /^\ /^\      /'\  Let's get frikn closer!

 |||   õ_ __ |_\  õ_/ õ   \õ/ õ_   o   o ..Sorry mrl, mi eyez are
|---|-/-|===|´'` /\_ /|\  /  /|   <|> ~#>  focused on DJ MAUS!!!
|___|___|___|     | \/^\ /\  /^\  /'\ /P\  She's da fox.

 |||  õ/ SKRK!!  :HEY WHERE's:     o   o ..Hm, what's this?
|---|-\-|===|    ´´''THE MUSIC?:  /|\ /#\
|___|___|___|       ´''''``````   /'\ /P\  

 |||   õ_..Oh fucking              o   o ..U thinkun what me is?
|---|-/-|===|  Technics..         /|\ /#\  SHE NEEDS US!
|___|___|___|                     /'\ /P\

 |||      õ_   o   o ..Excuse me, but me and my friend, especially
|---|---|/==| /|\ /#\  me, we are pretty good with this stuff.
|___|___|___| /'\ /P\  Just lemme grab my tools and.....

 |||      õ_  o_   o ...fix that thing!! WHOHOHOHOAAA..!! OH MAM,
|---|---|/==|/\  /###\ my tools are ready, more than ready! BUMMER!
|___|___|___| /\ /O|O\ mrl, hold her, I need to go to the bathroom.

 |||      õ/..What's    o ..I don't know, but me - I don't have
|---|---|/==|  his     /|\  that problem. Not no more.
|___|___|___| Problem? /'\     

 |||          õ ..Oh? So hey, will YOU come to my place with me
|---|---|===|<|\  and help me fix this thing? (he's kinda cute)
|___|___|___|/^\      /'\

 |||          õ       o ..
|---|---|===|<|>     /|\
|___|___|___|/^\     /'\

 |||           õ      o>..Hrm.. (Shit if bram finds out)
|---|---|===| <|>    <|   I really dunno..
|___|___|___| /^\    /'\                            

 |||            õ   o/ ..OK!!! (I'm gonna die)
|---|---|===|  <|\ /|
|___|___|___|  /^\ /'\                            *END OF EP.3*

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                   EPISODE IV - MRL SCORES?
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 ___                       o ..mrl..? DJ Maus..?
|---|---|---|             /#\  Oh shit.. Oooh SHIT!
|___|___|___|             /P\  

 ___                     \ O 9 ..MRL's GONNA PAY!!!!!
|---|---|---|             ###
|___|___|___|            / P \                       

| _ How's it goin?..õ   /        ..Uh.. This is harder than I
|/_\ __ _____      <|> /__ *_o__  thought. I think it just needs
| | |  ¨     |     /^\ |==|. /|_\_ hmm... more vaseline?

| _  I thought you..  õ       o .. Naaah.. I do MUSIC-DSP.
|/_\ were good with </\ __   ~|\
| |  engines &stuff /^\|==|  /'\  

| _  Hmm.. tell me.. õ       o ..OK! It's like, I'm the man
|/_\ more...        /|\ __  /|\  behind the VST FX's you use.
| |                 /^\|==| /'\  ... and shit.

| _          Cool!.. õ       o ..Yeah! I say it's UEBERCOOL!
|/_\ __ _____       <|\ __  /|\  (well it's really not that
| | |  ¨     |      /^\|==| /'\   cool at all)

| _  Say.. why don't we.. õ   o ..What? You gonna throw me out
|/_\ leave the turntable <|\ ~/\ now? I'm sorry about all th..
| |  and.. well... uhmm  /^\ /\

| _  Sshh.. just get õ  o ..(Oh man. I'm sold)
|/_\ over here,     (|\//\
| |  handsome..     /^\ |\                      *END OF EP. 4*

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                   EPISODE V - BRAMS WRATH I
                       INTRODUCING: FSM
                   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

|   . . . .. ...{~~~ \õ/ Oh mrl! OH MRL!!! ~~~~~~~~~~}
| o_ _____      {     |                              }
||\~¨     |     {__ /\|\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!__}

|  \O/ DAMMIT!!! _  |
| _ #_____      | | |
||~~¨     |     |'| |

|  __   Ô .. Hmm.. 1 + 2 = ...? SHIT!     _  |
| (|_| --)   I'll never get these        | | ...KNOCK!
| | |¨|//T   filters done.               |'| |

|  __        Ô  ..Yo, bram!  o ..Yo, fsm!
| (|x|     /(\              /#\  How's it hanging?
| | |¨| T  /`\              /P\           

|  __        Ô  ..Same old,  o ..Ya bet! But I need you to
| (|_|     /(\    same old! /#\  help me kick mrl's ass with
| | |¨| T  /`\              /P\  yer physical (yea right) skilz

|  __        Ô..Sure, what   o ..Just put yer pants on and
| (|_|     <(\   ya need?   /#\  let's get going.
| | |¨| T  /`\              /P\

|  __     Ô ..OK, I'll just  o ..Good. (Don't bother, u
| (|_|   --)  uhm.. save my <#>  skinny bastard.)
| | |¨| T /´\ work.         /P\             *END OF EP.5*

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                  EPISODE VI - BRAM'S WRATH II
                     <mrl> i came too early
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|(_)               Ô  _o ..OK fsm, there he is. Go get'im.
|´'` /o            /)  #\ (mrl don't look too happy considering
|    /\            /\ /P\  he just scored last night.. hmm..)

|(_)  o ..wtf!? u gay0rds had better stand back. I'm on a bad
|´'` /|~  mood. I've warned you. Now get lost.
|    /'\ 

|(_)  o   Im scared.. __Ô   o ..Naaah.. he's bluffing. Go ahead.
|´'` <|>  bram.. let's (\  ~#>  I'll watch your back.
|    /'\  just split! /´\  /P\  

|(_)   o        oh ok..Ô    o
|´'`  <\   yer da boss /)  <#>
|    /'\   Hohohohoo.. /\  /P\  

|(_) YIEAAA.. o__  Uhhhh!   \O/ ..mrl U sado-maniac!
|´'` -------- <\___ \|\Ô/    #
|    -------  /´     (_)    /P\

|(_)  He asked o            o9..OK now tell me what happened
|´'`  for it! <|\     Awk! /#   with DJ Maus you.... TRAITOR!
|             /'\  /\_<o_  /P\ 

|(_)           o__..NOTHING HAPPENED WITH DJ MAUS FUKCN HELL AND
|´'`          <|  YOU COME HERE WITH FSM AND TRY TO BEAT ME IM
|             /'\ DOWN ALREADY!!!!!

|(_)           o            o ..?
|´'`          /|\          /#\
|             /'\  /\._o_  /P\ 

|(_)    This.. o    Uhh..   o ..Hm.. So nothing happened?
|´'`all sucks <|>    __Ô_  /#\  Umm.. wanna have a beer then?
|monkey arse. /'\  _// \   /P\ 

  My glasses..     Oh.. o  o ..Hm.. sooo.. let's go alredi!
   __             okay <\ /#\
 _//|Ô\                /| /P\                   *END OF EP. 6*

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                    EPISODE VII - AFTERMATCH
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|\o ..Uch, bram, I wanna puke!
|=|==
|___|\  

  Mee too,   o/|
  mrl, me  ==|=|
  too...  /|___|

|\o ....I'm a bit worried about fsm.
|=|==   Maybe I kicked him a bit too hard..
|___|\  

 Naah!!    \o/|
 He's all ==|=|
 right.  /|___|

| [05:22]     Ô ..Uch.. It's the third time I have to
|  _______  <(\   wake up to piss blood .....
| |~~==~==| /`\                            *END OF EP.7*

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                   EPISODE VIII - MEN'S NITE
               <preglow> i'm incredibly well hung
                     INTRODUCING: PREGLOW
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|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o ..Ack.. bram, I think you forgot
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|  /|\  to check the schedule.
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|  /'\ 

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o   o ..Naah.. You'll want to see
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|  /|\ /#\  this. Think of it as a
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|  /'\ /P\  freakshow or sumthin.

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|   o ..Oh ok but it be the last time
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|  /|\  if theyre gonna get horny on
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|  /'\  me. You know I look cute.

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨| o|  o   o ..Ha. So you do.
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|o |)~|\ /#\  But let's get in now.
|>|___________|__|  | /'\ /P\  

||_\ \_O_/ ROARR!/_|  o   o ..Uh oh
|´'`   #______/  ´'` /#> /|\
|     / \            /P\ /'\

|>| :TONIGHT: |o  o | |>|   VOMIT! VOMIT!
|<| GAY NIGHT(|  o  |)|<|  /Q~   /Q~
|>|__´/ | \`__|     |_|>| /'\   /P\

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|            o..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|           (|\ THING?!?!?!
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|   __   __ /'\  

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|            o   o .. I think they call
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|           /|> /#\   him preglow.
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|   __   __ /'\ /P\

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|          __o/..NO I MEAN THE TAIL OR
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|            |   SOMETHING!?
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|   __   __ /'\  

|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>|            o   o .. Uh.. yea..
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|           /|> /#\
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>|   __   __ /'\ /P\

|>|  TONIGHT  |¨¨|¨¨| |>|            VOMIT! VOMIT!
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<|             /Q~  /Q~
|>|___________|__|__|_|>|   __   __  /'\  /P\     *END OF EP.8*

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                EPISODE IX - BRAM'S LITTLE HOBBY
                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| _ _|[/ ]_{  .:´}| . . . ..{~~ \õ/ Oh Bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~~~~~~}
|[_] |[_/]_} /O\ {|         {    |                             }
|\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }|         {_ /\|\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!_}

| _ _|[/ ]_{  o:´}| ..DAMMIT! It don't work no more!
|[_] |[_/]_} <#> {|
|\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }|    

| _ _|[/ ]_{  .:´}| . . . ..{~~ \o/ Oh bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~}
|[_] |[_/]_} /O\ {|         {    |                        }
|\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }|         {_ /\|\_o ..Oh mrl, OH MRL!!!_}

| _ _|[/ ]_{  O /}| ..YEE--HHAAAA!!!
|[_] |[_/]_} <## {|
|\~/_|_|_|_{/O|O\}|                               *END OF EP. 9*

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                     EPISODE X - CAT LOVER
                  An attempt on decent comedy
                   INTRODUCING:  FIRESLEDGE
                  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|(_)      ..MEAOOW!  O ..Come on Ginger. We must hurry.. Aunt's
|    (  _A_         /T\ coming from Canada and I need to have
|     (~(¨           |\ that hat washed and dried before that.

|(_)              ..(/me       O ..Ah, we are   ||__[ZING ZONG]
|            ) _A_   likes    /T\  there        ||/\/\|_o___|/\
|            (~(¨    fs)      /`\  already.     ||\/\/|     |\/

|/| Hi! I'd like you O      Õ ..Yes yes! You want       __  |/|
|/| to have Ginger's<T\ |==<=\=======| that cat done?  |  | |/|
|/| hat cleaned.    /`\ |            |                 |''| |/|

|/| (Huh?) Umm..   \_O>    Õ ..No no - same price. You  __  |/|
|/| OK if it won't   T  |=/=)========| eat and wait    |  | |/|
|/| cost extra!     /`\ |            | for hat.        |''| |/|

|/| (HUH?!) Well ..  O   |:..:....::|   MEAOW!  Õ ..Yes yes!
|/| all right!      (T\ |============| \  _A_  (|\  Ssssh cat!
|/| But hurry!      /`\ |            |  (~(¨   /|  

|/|[&]: |\O ..Damn weird Chinese!           :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |=|==  ~|~~|~                        ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\  |  |                            |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\ O__ _ (&)__Ô ..Here your         :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |==== ~|~~|~  |\  dish sir.          ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |  / \                        |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\ O..YUM-YUM! Delicious!           :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |==== ~|~~|~                         ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |                             |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\O..Ahh.. The trimming and         :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |=<== ~|~~|~ cleaning should be      ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |  done any minute now!       |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\O    _ _A_ __Ô_..Here hat.        :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |=|== ~|~~|~   |(&)                  ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |   / \                       |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\O ..Yes? And cat? Ô__..Cat?       :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |=(== ~|~~|~        /\(&)            ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |          |\                 |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\ O ..Yes - Cat!  __Ô_..Cat there! :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |=<== ~|~~|~         |(&)            ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |         / \                 |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\  O ..Where..      Ô_             :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |==/= ~|~~|~        <|(&)            ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |         / \                 |/|    |'  '| |

|/|[&]: |\\O/ ..NOOOO!!! GINGEEERR!!    Ô_  :[&]|/|    :EXIT: |
|/|´'`  |==== ~|~~|~                   <|(&) ´'`|/|    |¨¨¨¨| |
|/|     |___|\ |  |                    /|       |/|    |'  '| |

|   \~/   /& /  -_   _----____-(xx)   \ &\    /| | V          |
|   _|_  (& (     --- /  (((( \ ¨¨   ' ) &)  /\| | |  *END OF |
|         \& \ :   .  \        \    . / &/  /__| | |   EP.10* |

  ___       __                           _      _   _   _   __
   |  |  | |       _|__|_ |\  /| |    | / \ |  / ` | \ / \ |  \
   |  |--| |-      _|__|_ | \/ | |    | `-. | |    |  |`-. |__/
   |  |  | |__      |  |  |    |  \__/  \_/ |  \_, |_/ \_/ |
             _          __       ___         __   __  _
       ,´\  | \ \    / |   |\  |  |  |    | |  \ |   / \
       |__| |  | \  /  |-  | \ |  |  |    | |__/ |-  `-.
       |  | |_/   \/   |__ |  \|  |   \__/  |  \ |__ \_/
               _________________________________
               EPISODE XI - FIXED POINT L33TNESS
               Guest script & sketch artist: mrl
                      INTRODUCING: ZEPHOD
               ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|(_)   o  ..Hi bram!                o ..Hi Phixedpoint zePh0d!
|     <&>                          <#>
|     /·\                          /P\ 

|(_)   o  ..Oh goodie!              o ..Cum here and i'll tell
|     <&\                          \#\  j00 all about my *HOT*
|     /·\                          /P\  adventures with mrl..

|(_)               crap.. o       __o ..Ha ha! You and your
|                        /&>        #> "fixed-point l33tness"!
|      ·                 / \       /P\          *END OF EP.11*

  ___       __                           _      _   _   _   __
   |  |  | |       _|__|_ |\  /| |    | / \ |  / ` | \ / \ |  \
   |  |--| |-      _|__|_ | \/ | |    | `-. | |    |  |`-. |__/
   |  |  | |__      |  |  |    |  \__/  \_/ |  \_, |_/ \_/ |
             _          __       ___         __   __  _
       ,´\  | \ \    / |   |\  |  |  |    | |  \ |   / \
       |__| |  | \  /  |-  | \ |  |  |    | |__/ |-  `-.
       |  | |_/   \/   |__ |  \|  |   \__/  |  \ |__ \_/
                 ______________________________
                 EPISODE XII - PLASTIC SURGERY?
                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  __o__  Ô  .. wow mrl's looking good today; he's such a great
 <~$$$~> /)\   guy and soo smart too AND goodlooking.. *sigh*
. /o|o\  /´\   if only i was as l33t as him...

| ___     ..AAAH! Life is good!
||[_]| o/_____
||¨¨¨||~¨-----|        

| ___               ..crap
||[_]| _  ____  <o\
||¨¨¨||~~¨----| /'\                            *END OF EP. 12*

  ___       __                           _      _   _   _   __
   |  |  | |       _|__|_ |\  /| |    | / \ |  / ` | \ / \ |  \
   |  |--| |-      _|__|_ | \/ | |    | `-. | |    |  |`-. |__/
   |  |  | |__      |  |  |    |  \__/  \_/ |  \_, |_/ \_/ |
             _          __       ___         __   __  _
       ,´\  | \ \    / |   |\  |  |  |    | |  \ |   / \
       |__| |  | \  /  |-  | \ |  |  |    | |__/ |-  `-.
       |  | |_/   \/   |__ |  \|  |   \__/  |  \ |__ \_/
                 ______________________________
                 EPISODE XIII - /JOIN #MUSICDSP
                       INTRODUCING: YEHAR
                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  \|..|/      Ô                       \|..|/  y0 fsm!!.. o
___|  |______/(\_______________________|  |______________/_____
|  |..|  |  |/\|  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |..|  |  |  |  |  |\ | 

  \|..|/        Ô ..yo mrl.    o      \|..|/
___|  |_______/(\______________/\______|  |____________________
|  |..|  |  | /| |  |  |  |  |/'\|  |  |..|  |  |  |  |  |  |  

   \|. .|/                   Ô ..How's  o         \|. .|/
____|   |___________________/(\__life?_/|\_________|   |_______
|   |. .|   |   |   |   |   |/\ |   |  /\  |   |   |. .|   |  | 

   \|. .|/ Sux.. It was OK until yehar..o         \|. .|/
____|   |__came with his comic thou.___/|\_________|   |_______
|   |. .|  Nuttin melts his izy heart? /\  |   |   |. .|   |  | 

   \|. .|/   Maybe only one.. Ô   Yea..o          \|. .|/
____|   |__thing. Shall we?_/(\________/|\_________|   |_______
|   |. .|   |   |   |   |   |/\ |   |  /\  |   |   |. .|   |  | 

|           |=|  __   O ..Dammit, I'm gonna need replacement
| __ ______ |=| (|_| <8>  characters.
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T                         *END OF EP. 13*

  ___       __                           _      _   _   _   __
   |  |  | |       _|__|_ |\  /| |    | / \ |  / ` | \ / \ |  \
   |  |--| |-      _|__|_ | \/ | |    | `-. | |    |  |`-. |__/
   |  |  | |__      |  |  |    |  \__/  \_/ |  \_, |_/ \_/ |
             _          __       ___         __   __  _
       ,´\  | \ \    / |   |\  |  |  |    | |  \ |   / \
       |__| |  | \  /  |-  | \ |  |  |    | |__/ |-  `-.
       |  | |_/   \/   |__ |  \|  |   \__/  |  \ |__ \_/
                    ______________________
                    EPISODE XIV - BODYHEAT
                    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|[23:37]    |=|  __  O .."<yehar> dammit a nice party - i was
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 sweating in the bodyhead of females"
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T Now that is true.

|           |=|  __   O .."<glow_> you mean like these lovely
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8>  ladies here?" What?
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T  

|           |=|  __   O .."* glow_ has visitors".
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> Ahaa! He's not alone?
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T                         

|           |=|  __  O .."* glow_ has numerous female visitors"
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> hmm... maybe it was one of his female
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T  friends who was typing.

{ _  __   O õ *tihii!* lemme say hi to your friends on the net~}
{|#|(|_|--#--\>  /|  /|\ please...! preglow please!!! *tihi*   }
{|#|| |¨|//T /^\ /^\ /^\ *thihii!* ____________________________}

|           |=|  __  O .."* glow_ _wishes_ he had numerous
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8  female visitors" Damn my imagination!
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T  He's really all alone after all.. 

|           |=|  __   O>.."<glow_> i keep omiting things from
| __ ______ |=| (|_| /8   my sentences" hm.. yes, that true.
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T   Wonder why he typos so much today...

||\ Ô9  ____*suck*_O  __O_/..YEE-HAA! Preglow, if u keep this up
||=<==#/__   (|_|--###_###  we'll make a new Guinness record in
||____| \ \  | |¨|/ @/\oo\_ no fucking time!!!!! *END OF EP. 14*
                _________________________________
                GENITALIZED(tm) CHARACTERS SO FAR
                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
| o  m| o  b | õ  DJ |Ô   f| O  fire| _O_/  pre| o  Ze| O  ye|
|/|\ r|<#> r |<|\ Ma |/)\ s|/T\ sled|/ #__/\ gl|<&> ph|/8\ ha|
|/'\ l|/P\ am|/^\ us |/`\ m|/`\ ge  | / \ _/ ow|/·\ od|/´\ r |

<mrl_> .   d!z
<mrl_> .  <0+0\        <- NN
<mrl_> .  //^\\

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