2001/10/27
I have occasionally been a regular on the EFNet #musicdsp IRC channel. This ASCII art comic is my perverted view of some of the #musicdsp characters.
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EPISODE I - MRL-DUNDEE
INTRODUCING: MRL, BRAM
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~~~||~~\ o ..We are in the Australian badlands.
||~\ <|> Fukcing dangerous for ppl without
\|/ \|/ || \|/ /|\ a big kulli & a big knife.
~~~||~~\ o o ..Yeah mrl, ma man! Like, look
____.__ GRR! ||~\ <|> <#> at that mean looking crocodile
~~~|\¨¨ || \|/ /|\ /P\ for instance.
~~~||~~\ o_/ ..No shit, bram. You'd better get some
_______.__ ||~\ <| distance with your - relatively -
~/\~~~/\¨¨ || \|/ /|\ smaller dick & bigger balls. *HEHE*
~~~||~~\ o..HEHehe \_o ..Pff, you...
_______.__ ||~\ <|\ #> freak of nature!
~~~/\~~~/\¨¨ || \|/ /|\ \|/ /P\
I've seen bigger..o o ..OK OK just get done
_ _______.__ /\ /#> with it will ya?
~~~~/\~~~/\¨¨ \|/ /\ \|/ /P\
GRR! _o ..hopp! \o/ ..NO NO! Use the knife,
_ _______.__ __|\ __# use your _KNIFE_!!!
~~~~|\~~~|\¨¨ /\ \|/ P\
*CRUNCH* __o ..HELP!! o ..Told 'ya!
_______.__ /\ <#>
~~~/|~~~/|¨¨.. . .~¨\ \|/ /P\
|~~\ *sniff* o ..HAHAHAA, now who's Da
|~\ /o <#> Man of da men
| .. . . \|/ . .. . /\ /P\ now, "mrlie"?!
|~~\ ..You are, bram,
|~\ /o you are...
| .. . . \|/ . .. . /\ *END OF EP.1*
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EPISODE II - THE RECOVERY
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|/ /_\ _ o ..SHIT MAAN! The doc said they could only
| o ____ | | /#> get back the top 4 cm, so yer still missing
||~¨----||'| /P\ like 40 cm from the middle.
|/ BUHUU!!_ o ..Heyyy.. Cheer up! At least it's not genetic.
| /\____ | | ~#> And it still works.. some! You'll probably
||------||'| /P\ be able to jerk off again in no time!
|/ U sure?_ o ..Yes. I have full confidence in you. In fact,
| o,____ | | <#> I'm gonna take you to a party and we'll get
||\¨----||'| /P\ some CHICKS for TONIGHT!
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Hmm.. brammie, i feel a bit sma..
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| /|\ umm.. nervous. Are you absolutely
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| /'\ sure we wanna enter?
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o O ..YeS!! I want..... I MUST see
|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| /|\ /#\ her!!! ComeOnCOMEON..!!.!!
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /P\ PLLLZZ.. Let's get in alredi!
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..FUKC maan... Stop jumping around.
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| <|> And shrink yer monster or I'll
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| /'\ ninza-kikc you in the bidule.
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o_ \ O / ..OH SWEET JESUS MRL! I get
|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| /\ ### sooo horny just thinking of
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| |\ /O|O\ the sexxxxyyy DJ's arse!
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| YIEEE o/ o ..UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| EEE! ~|__#\ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| /`/| UUUUUUUU!!!!!
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o ..Man, you still can kick.
|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| <|> (/ Uuu...
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /|
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Sure thing brammie. And one hint
|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| <|> to the girls about my penis and
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| /'\ ya wish U was born a woman.
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o ..Deal. Now let's get in. I
|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| <|> /#> need some ize.
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /P\ *END OF EP.2*
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EPISODE III - THE DISCO
INTRODUCING: DJ. MAUS
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||| õ_ ___ |_\ \_õ \õ/ õ_ _õ/ /_| _o ..Oh bram, just look all
|---|-\-|===| _/\ | /| | ´'` |\ those girls high on e!
|___|___|___| / | /^\ /^\ /^\ /'\ Let's get frikn closer!
||| õ_ __ |_\ õ_/ õ \õ/ õ_ o o ..Sorry mrl, mi eyez are
|---|-/-|===|´'` /\_ /|\ / /| <|> ~#> focused on DJ MAUS!!!
|___|___|___| | \/^\ /\ /^\ /'\ /P\ She's da fox.
||| õ/ SKRK!! :HEY WHERE's: o o ..Hm, what's this?
|---|-\-|===| ´´''THE MUSIC?: /|\ /#\
|___|___|___| ´''''`````` /'\ /P\
||| õ_..Oh fucking o o ..U thinkun what me is?
|---|-/-|===| Technics.. /|\ /#\ SHE NEEDS US!
|___|___|___| /'\ /P\
||| õ_ o o ..Excuse me, but me and my friend, especially
|---|---|/==| /|\ /#\ me, we are pretty good with this stuff.
|___|___|___| /'\ /P\ Just lemme grab my tools and.....
||| õ_ o_ o ...fix that thing!! WHOHOHOHOAAA..!! OH MAM,
|---|---|/==|/\ /###\ my tools are ready, more than ready! BUMMER!
|___|___|___| /\ /O|O\ mrl, hold her, I need to go to the bathroom.
||| õ/..What's o ..I don't know, but me - I don't have
|---|---|/==| his /|\ that problem. Not no more.
|___|___|___| Problem? /'\
||| õ ..Oh? So hey, will YOU come to my place with me
|---|---|===|<|\ and help me fix this thing? (he's kinda cute)
|___|___|___|/^\ /'\
||| õ o ..
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|___|___|___|/^\ /'\
||| õ o>..Hrm.. (Shit if bram finds out)
|---|---|===| <|> <| I really dunno..
|___|___|___| /^\ /'\
||| õ o/ ..OK!!! (I'm gonna die)
|---|---|===| <|\ /|
|___|___|___| /^\ /'\ *END OF EP.3*
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EPISODE IV - MRL SCORES?
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___ o ..mrl..? DJ Maus..?
|---|---|---| /#\ Oh shit.. Oooh SHIT!
|___|___|___| /P\
___ \ O 9 ..MRL's GONNA PAY!!!!!
|---|---|---| ###
|___|___|___| / P \
| _ How's it goin?..õ / ..Uh.. This is harder than I
|/_\ __ _____ <|> /__ *_o__ thought. I think it just needs
| | | ¨ | /^\ |==|. /|_\_ hmm... more vaseline?
| _ I thought you.. õ o .. Naaah.. I do MUSIC-DSP.
|/_\ were good with </\ __ ~|\
| | engines &stuff /^\|==| /'\
| _ Hmm.. tell me.. õ o ..OK! It's like, I'm the man
|/_\ more... /|\ __ /|\ behind the VST FX's you use.
| | /^\|==| /'\ ... and shit.
| _ Cool!.. õ o ..Yeah! I say it's UEBERCOOL!
|/_\ __ _____ <|\ __ /|\ (well it's really not that
| | | ¨ | /^\|==| /'\ cool at all)
| _ Say.. why don't we.. õ o ..What? You gonna throw me out
|/_\ leave the turntable <|\ ~/\ now? I'm sorry about all th..
| | and.. well... uhmm /^\ /\
| _ Sshh.. just get õ o ..(Oh man. I'm sold)
|/_\ over here, (|\//\
| | handsome.. /^\ |\ *END OF EP. 4*
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EPISODE V - BRAMS WRATH I
INTRODUCING: FSM
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| . . . .. ...{~~~ \õ/ Oh mrl! OH MRL!!! ~~~~~~~~~~}
| o_ _____ { | }
||\~¨ | {__ /\|\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!__}
| \O/ DAMMIT!!! _ |
| _ #_____ | | |
||~~¨ | |'| |
| __ Ô .. Hmm.. 1 + 2 = ...? SHIT! _ |
| (|_| --) I'll never get these | | ...KNOCK!
| | |¨|//T filters done. |'| |
| __ Ô ..Yo, bram! o ..Yo, fsm!
| (|x| /(\ /#\ How's it hanging?
| | |¨| T /`\ /P\
| __ Ô ..Same old, o ..Ya bet! But I need you to
| (|_| /(\ same old! /#\ help me kick mrl's ass with
| | |¨| T /`\ /P\ yer physical (yea right) skilz
| __ Ô..Sure, what o ..Just put yer pants on and
| (|_| <(\ ya need? /#\ let's get going.
| | |¨| T /`\ /P\
| __ Ô ..OK, I'll just o ..Good. (Don't bother, u
| (|_| --) uhm.. save my <#> skinny bastard.)
| | |¨| T /´\ work. /P\ *END OF EP.5*
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EPISODE VI - BRAM'S WRATH II
<mrl> i came too early
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|(_) Ô _o ..OK fsm, there he is. Go get'im.
|´'` /o /) #\ (mrl don't look too happy considering
| /\ /\ /P\ he just scored last night.. hmm..)
|(_) o ..wtf!? u gay0rds had better stand back. I'm on a bad
|´'` /|~ mood. I've warned you. Now get lost.
| /'\
|(_) o Im scared.. __Ô o ..Naaah.. he's bluffing. Go ahead.
|´'` <|> bram.. let's (\ ~#> I'll watch your back.
| /'\ just split! /´\ /P\
|(_) o oh ok..Ô o
|´'` <\ yer da boss /) <#>
| /'\ Hohohohoo.. /\ /P\
|(_) YIEAAA.. o__ Uhhhh! \O/ ..mrl U sado-maniac!
|´'` -------- <\___ \|\Ô/ #
| ------- /´ (_) /P\
|(_) He asked o o9..OK now tell me what happened
|´'` for it! <|\ Awk! /# with DJ Maus you.... TRAITOR!
| /'\ /\_<o_ /P\
|(_) o__..NOTHING HAPPENED WITH DJ MAUS FUKCN HELL AND
|´'` <| YOU COME HERE WITH FSM AND TRY TO BEAT ME IM
| /'\ DOWN ALREADY!!!!!
|(_) o o ..?
|´'` /|\ /#\
| /'\ /\._o_ /P\
|(_) This.. o Uhh.. o ..Hm.. So nothing happened?
|´'`all sucks <|> __Ô_ /#\ Umm.. wanna have a beer then?
|monkey arse. /'\ _// \ /P\
My glasses.. Oh.. o o ..Hm.. sooo.. let's go alredi!
__ okay <\ /#\
_//|Ô\ /| /P\ *END OF EP. 6*
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EPISODE VII - AFTERMATCH
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|\o ..Uch, bram, I wanna puke!
|=|==
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Mee too, o/|
mrl, me ==|=|
too... /|___|
|\o ....I'm a bit worried about fsm.
|=|== Maybe I kicked him a bit too hard..
|___|\
Naah!! \o/|
He's all ==|=|
right. /|___|
| [05:22] Ô ..Uch.. It's the third time I have to
| _______ <(\ wake up to piss blood .....
| |~~==~==| /`\ *END OF EP.7*
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EPISODE VIII - MEN'S NITE
<preglow> i'm incredibly well hung
INTRODUCING: PREGLOW
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|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Ack.. bram, I think you forgot
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|\ to check the schedule.
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| /'\
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o ..Naah.. You'll want to see
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|\ /#\ this. Think of it as a
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /P\ freakshow or sumthin.
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Oh ok but it be the last time
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|\ if theyre gonna get horny on
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| /'\ me. You know I look cute.
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨| o| o o ..Ha. So you do.
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|o |)~|\ /#\ But let's get in now.
|>|___________|__| | /'\ /P\
||_\ \_O_/ ROARR!/_| o o ..Uh oh
|´'` #______/ ´'` /#> /|\
| / \ /P\ /'\
|>| :TONIGHT: |o o | |>| VOMIT! VOMIT!
|<| GAY NIGHT(| o |)|<| /Q~ /Q~
|>|__´/ | \`__| |_|>| /'\ /P\
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| (|\ THING?!?!?!
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o .. I think they call
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|> /#\ him preglow.
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ /P\
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| __o/..NO I MEAN THE TAIL OR
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| | SOMETHING!?
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\
|>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o .. Uh.. yea..
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|> /#\
|>|__´/ | \`__|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ /P\
|>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| VOMIT! VOMIT!
|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /Q~ /Q~
|>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ /P\ *END OF EP.8*
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EPISODE IX - BRAM'S LITTLE HOBBY
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| _ _|[/ ]_{ .:´}| . . . ..{~~ \õ/ Oh Bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~~~~~~}
|[_] |[_/]_} /O\ {| { | }
|\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }| {_ /\|\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!_}
| _ _|[/ ]_{ o:´}| ..DAMMIT! It don't work no more!
|[_] |[_/]_} <#> {|
|\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }|
| _ _|[/ ]_{ .:´}| . . . ..{~~ \o/ Oh bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~}
|[_] |[_/]_} /O\ {| { | }
|\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }| {_ /\|\_o ..Oh mrl, OH MRL!!!_}
| _ _|[/ ]_{ O /}| ..YEE--HHAAAA!!!
|[_] |[_/]_} <## {|
|\~/_|_|_|_{/O|O\}| *END OF EP. 9*
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EPISODE X - CAT LOVER
An attempt on decent comedy
INTRODUCING: FIRESLEDGE
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|(_) ..MEAOOW! O ..Come on Ginger. We must hurry.. Aunt's
| ( _A_ /T\ coming from Canada and I need to have
| (~(¨ |\ that hat washed and dried before that.
|(_) ..(/me O ..Ah, we are ||__[ZING ZONG]
| ) _A_ likes /T\ there ||/\/\|_o___|/\
| (~(¨ fs) /`\ already. ||\/\/| |\/
|/| Hi! I'd like you O Õ ..Yes yes! You want __ |/|
|/| to have Ginger's<T\ |==<=\=======| that cat done? | | |/|
|/| hat cleaned. /`\ | | |''| |/|
|/| (Huh?) Umm.. \_O> Õ ..No no - same price. You __ |/|
|/| OK if it won't T |=/=)========| eat and wait | | |/|
|/| cost extra! /`\ | | for hat. |''| |/|
|/| (HUH?!) Well .. O |:..:....::| MEAOW! Õ ..Yes yes!
|/| all right! (T\ |============| \ _A_ (|\ Ssssh cat!
|/| But hurry! /`\ | | (~(¨ /|
|/|[&]: |\O ..Damn weird Chinese! :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |=|== ~|~~|~ ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\ O__ _ (&)__Ô ..Here your :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |==== ~|~~|~ |\ dish sir. ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\ O..YUM-YUM! Delicious! :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |==== ~|~~|~ ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\O..Ahh.. The trimming and :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |=<== ~|~~|~ cleaning should be ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | done any minute now! |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\O _ _A_ __Ô_..Here hat. :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |=|== ~|~~|~ |(&) ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\O ..Yes? And cat? Ô__..Cat? :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |=(== ~|~~|~ /$$&) ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | |\ |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\ O ..Yes - Cat! __Ô_..Cat there! :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |=<== ~|~~|~ |(&) ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\ O ..Where.. Ô_ :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |==/= ~|~~|~ <|(&) ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| |
|/|[&]: |\\O/ ..NOOOO!!! GINGEEERR!! Ô_ :[&]|/| :EXIT: |
|/|´'` |==== ~|~~|~ <|(&) ´'`|/| |¨¨¨¨| |
|/| |___|\ | | /| |/| |' '| |
| \~/ /& / -_ _----____-(xx) \ &\ /| | V |
| _|_ (& ( --- / (((( \ ¨¨ ' ) &) /\| | | *END OF |
| \& \ : . \ \ . / &/ /__| | | EP.10* |
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EPISODE XI - FIXED POINT L33TNESS
Guest script & sketch artist: mrl
INTRODUCING: ZEPHOD
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|(_) o ..Hi bram! o ..Hi Phixedpoint zePh0d!
| <&> <#>
| /·\ /P\
|(_) o ..Oh goodie! o ..Cum here and i'll tell
| <&\ \#\ j00 all about my *HOT*
| /·\ /P\ adventures with mrl..
|(_) crap.. o __o ..Ha ha! You and your
| /&> #> "fixed-point l33tness"!
| · / \ /P\ *END OF EP.11*
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EPISODE XII - PLASTIC SURGERY?
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__o__ Ô .. wow mrl's looking good today; he's such a great
<~$$$~> /)\ guy and soo smart too AND goodlooking.. *sigh*
. /o|o\ /´\ if only i was as l33t as him...
| ___ ..AAAH! Life is good!
||[_]| o/_____
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| ___ ..crap
||[_]| _ ____ <o\
||¨¨¨||~~¨----| /'\ *END OF EP. 12*
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EPISODE XIII - /JOIN #MUSICDSP
INTRODUCING: YEHAR
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\|..|/ Ô \|..|/ y0 fsm!!.. o
___| |______/(\_______________________| |______________/_____
| |..| | |/\| | | | | | | | |..| | | | | |\ |
\|..|/ Ô ..yo mrl. o \|..|/
___| |_______/(\______________/\______| |____________________
| |..| | | /| | | | | |/'\| | |..| | | | | | |
\|. .|/ Ô ..How's o \|. .|/
____| |___________________/(\__life?_/|\_________| |_______
| |. .| | | | | |/\ | | /\ | | |. .| | |
\|. .|/ Sux.. It was OK until yehar..o \|. .|/
____| |__came with his comic thou.___/|\_________| |_______
| |. .| Nuttin melts his izy heart? /\ | | |. .| | |
\|. .|/ Maybe only one.. Ô Yea..o \|. .|/
____| |__thing. Shall we?_/(\________/|\_________| |_______
| |. .| | | | | |/\ | | /\ | | |. .| | |
| |=| __ O ..Dammit, I'm gonna need replacement
| __ ______ |=| (|_| <8> characters.
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T *END OF EP. 13*
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|__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |- `-.
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EPISODE XIV - BODYHEAT
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|[23:37] |=| __ O .."<yehar> dammit a nice party - i was
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 sweating in the bodyhead of females"
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T Now that is true.
| |=| __ O .."<glow_> you mean like these lovely
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> ladies here?" What?
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T
| |=| __ O .."* glow_ has visitors".
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> Ahaa! He's not alone?
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T
| |=| __ O .."* glow_ has numerous female visitors"
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> hmm... maybe it was one of his female
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T friends who was typing.
{ _ __ O õ *tihii!* lemme say hi to your friends on the net~}
{|#|(|_|--#--\> /| /|\ please...! preglow please!!! *tihi* }
{|#|| |¨|//T /^\ /^\ /^\ *thihii!* ____________________________}
| |=| __ O .."* glow_ _wishes_ he had numerous
| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 female visitors" Damn my imagination!
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T He's really all alone after all..
| |=| __ O>.."<glow_> i keep omiting things from
| __ ______ |=| (|_| /8 my sentences" hm.. yes, that true.
||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T Wonder why he typos so much today...
||\ Ô9 ____*suck*_O __O_/..YEE-HAA! Preglow, if u keep this up
||=<==#/__ (|_|--###_### we'll make a new Guinness record in
||____| \ \ | |¨|/ @/\oo\_ no fucking time!!!!! *END OF EP. 14*
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GENITALIZED(tm) CHARACTERS SO FAR
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| o m| o b | õ DJ |Ô f| O fire| _O_/ pre| o Ze| O ye|
|/|\ r|<#> r |<|\ Ma |/)\ s|/T\ sled|/ #__/\ gl|<&> ph|/8\ ha|
|/'\ l|/P\ am|/^\ us |/`\ m|/`\ ge | / \ _/ ow|/·\ od|/´\ r |
<mrl_> . d!z
<mrl_> . <0+0\ <- NN
<mrl_> . //^\\