2001/10/27
I have occasionally been a regular on the EFNet #musicdsp IRC channel. This ASCII art comic is my perverted view of some of the #musicdsp characters.
___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ______________________ EPISODE I - MRL-DUNDEE INTRODUCING: MRL, BRAM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~||~~\ o ..We are in the Australian badlands. ||~\ <|> Fukcing dangerous for ppl without \|/ \|/ || \|/ /|\ a big kulli & a big knife. ~~~||~~\ o o ..Yeah mrl, ma man! Like, look ____.__ GRR! ||~\ <|> <#> at that mean looking crocodile ~~~|\¨¨ || \|/ /|\ /P\ for instance. ~~~||~~\ o_/ ..No shit, bram. You'd better get some _______.__ ||~\ <| distance with your - relatively - ~/\~~~/\¨¨ || \|/ /|\ smaller dick & bigger balls. *HEHE* ~~~||~~\ o..HEHehe \_o ..Pff, you... _______.__ ||~\ <|\ #> freak of nature! ~~~/\~~~/\¨¨ || \|/ /|\ \|/ /P\ I've seen bigger..o o ..OK OK just get done _ _______.__ /\ /#> with it will ya? ~~~~/\~~~/\¨¨ \|/ /\ \|/ /P\ GRR! _o ..hopp! \o/ ..NO NO! Use the knife, _ _______.__ __|\ __# use your _KNIFE_!!! ~~~~|\~~~|\¨¨ /\ \|/ P\ *CRUNCH* __o ..HELP!! o ..Told 'ya! _______.__ /\ <#> ~~~/|~~~/|¨¨.. . .~¨\ \|/ /P\ |~~\ *sniff* o ..HAHAHAA, now who's Da |~\ /o <#> Man of da men | .. . . \|/ . .. . /\ /P\ now, "mrlie"?! |~~\ ..You are, bram, |~\ /o you are... | .. . . \|/ . .. . /\ *END OF EP.1* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ _________________________ EPISODE II - THE RECOVERY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |/ /_\ _ o ..SHIT MAAN! The doc said they could only | o ____ | | /#> get back the top 4 cm, so yer still missing ||~¨----||'| /P\ like 40 cm from the middle. |/ BUHUU!!_ o ..Heyyy.. Cheer up! At least it's not genetic. | /\____ | | ~#> And it still works.. some! You'll probably ||------||'| /P\ be able to jerk off again in no time! |/ U sure?_ o ..Yes. I have full confidence in you. In fact, | o,____ | | <#> I'm gonna take you to a party and we'll get ||\¨----||'| /P\ some CHICKS for TONIGHT! |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Hmm.. brammie, i feel a bit sma.. |<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| /|\ umm.. nervous. Are you absolutely |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| /'\ sure we wanna enter? |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o O ..YeS!! I want..... I MUST see |<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| /|\ /#\ her!!! ComeOnCOMEON..!!.!! |>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /P\ PLLLZZ.. Let's get in alredi! |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..FUKC maan... Stop jumping around. |<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| <|> And shrink yer monster or I'll |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| /'\ ninza-kikc you in the bidule. |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o_ \ O / ..OH SWEET JESUS MRL! I get |<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| /\ ### sooo horny just thinking of |>|___________|__|__|_|>| |\ /O|O\ the sexxxxyyy DJ's arse! |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| YIEEE o/ o ..UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| EEE! ~|__#\ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| //| UUUUUUUU!!!!! |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o ..Man, you still can kick. |<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| <|> (/ Uuu... |>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /| |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Sure thing brammie. And one hint |<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| <|> to the girls about my penis and |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| /'\ ya wish U was born a woman. |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o ..Deal. Now let's get in. I |<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| <|> /#> need some ize. |>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /P\ *END OF EP.2* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ _______________________ EPISODE III - THE DISCO INTRODUCING: DJ. MAUS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ||| õ_ ___ |_\ \_õ \õ/ õ_ _õ/ /_| _o ..Oh bram, just look all |---|-\-|===| _/\ | /| | ´'|\ those girls high on e! |___|___|___| / | /^\ /^\ /^\ /'\ Let's get frikn closer! ||| õ_ __ |_\ õ_/ õ \õ/ õ_ o o ..Sorry mrl, mi eyez are |---|-/-|===|´'/\_ /|\ / /| <|> ~#> focused on DJ MAUS!!! |___|___|___| | \/^\ /\ /^\ /'\ /P\ She's da fox. ||| õ/ SKRK!! :HEY WHERE's: o o ..Hm, what's this? |---|-\-|===| ´´''THE MUSIC?: /|\ /#\ |___|___|___| ´''''/'\ /P\ ||| õ_..Oh fucking o o ..U thinkun what me is? |---|-/-|===| Technics.. /|\ /#\ SHE NEEDS US! |___|___|___| /'\ /P\ ||| õ_ o o ..Excuse me, but me and my friend, especially |---|---|/==| /|\ /#\ me, we are pretty good with this stuff. |___|___|___| /'\ /P\ Just lemme grab my tools and..... ||| õ_ o_ o ...fix that thing!! WHOHOHOHOAAA..!! OH MAM, |---|---|/==|/\ /###\ my tools are ready, more than ready! BUMMER! |___|___|___| /\ /O|O\ mrl, hold her, I need to go to the bathroom. ||| õ/..What's o ..I don't know, but me - I don't have |---|---|/==| his /|\ that problem. Not no more. |___|___|___| Problem? /'\ ||| õ ..Oh? So hey, will YOU come to my place with me |---|---|===|<|\ and help me fix this thing? (he's kinda cute) |___|___|___|/^\ /'\ ||| õ o .. |---|---|===|<|> /|\ |___|___|___|/^\ /'\ ||| õ o>..Hrm.. (Shit if bram finds out) |---|---|===| <|> <| I really dunno.. |___|___|___| /^\ /'\ ||| õ o/ ..OK!!! (I'm gonna die) |---|---|===| <|\ /| |___|___|___| /^\ /'\ *END OF EP.3* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ________________________ EPISODE IV - MRL SCORES? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ___ o ..mrl..? DJ Maus..? |---|---|---| /#\ Oh shit.. Oooh SHIT! |___|___|___| /P\ ___ \ O 9 ..MRL's GONNA PAY!!!!! |---|---|---| ### |___|___|___| / P \ | _ How's it goin?..õ / ..Uh.. This is harder than I |/_\ __ _____ <|> /__ *_o__ thought. I think it just needs | | | ¨ | /^\ |==|. /|_\_ hmm... more vaseline? | _ I thought you.. õ o .. Naaah.. I do MUSIC-DSP. |/_\ were good with </\ __ ~|\ | | engines &stuff /^\|==| /'\ | _ Hmm.. tell me.. õ o ..OK! It's like, I'm the man |/_\ more... /|\ __ /|\ behind the VST FX's you use. | | /^\|==| /'\ ... and shit. | _ Cool!.. õ o ..Yeah! I say it's UEBERCOOL! |/_\ __ _____ <|\ __ /|\ (well it's really not that | | | ¨ | /^\|==| /'\ cool at all) | _ Say.. why don't we.. õ o ..What? You gonna throw me out |/_\ leave the turntable <|\ ~/\ now? I'm sorry about all th.. | | and.. well... uhmm /^\ /\ | _ Sshh.. just get õ o ..(Oh man. I'm sold) |/_\ over here, (|\//\ | | handsome.. /^\ |\ *END OF EP. 4* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ _________________________ EPISODE V - BRAMS WRATH I INTRODUCING: FSM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | . . . .. ...{~~~ \õ/ Oh mrl! OH MRL!!! ~~~~~~~~~~} | o_ _____ { | } ||\~¨ | {__ /\|\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!__} | \O/ DAMMIT!!! _ | | _ #_____ | | | ||~~¨ | |'| | | __ Ô .. Hmm.. 1 + 2 = ...? SHIT! _ | | (|_| --) I'll never get these | | ...KNOCK! | | |¨|//T filters done. |'| | | __ Ô ..Yo, bram! o ..Yo, fsm! | (|x| /(\ /#\ How's it hanging? | | |¨| T /\ /P\ | __ Ô ..Same old, o ..Ya bet! But I need you to | (|_| /(\ same old! /#\ help me kick mrl's ass with | | |¨| T /\ /P\ yer physical (yea right) skilz | __ Ô..Sure, what o ..Just put yer pants on and | (|_| <(\ ya need? /#\ let's get going. | | |¨| T /\ /P\ | __ Ô ..OK, I'll just o ..Good. (Don't bother, u | (|_| --) uhm.. save my <#> skinny bastard.) | | |¨| T /´\ work. /P\ *END OF EP.5* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ____________________________ EPISODE VI - BRAM'S WRATH II <mrl> i came too early ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |(_) Ô _o ..OK fsm, there he is. Go get'im. |´'/o /) #\ (mrl don't look too happy considering | /\ /\ /P\ he just scored last night.. hmm..) |(_) o ..wtf!? u gay0rds had better stand back. I'm on a bad |´'/|~ mood. I've warned you. Now get lost. | /'\ |(_) o Im scared.. __Ô o ..Naaah.. he's bluffing. Go ahead. |´'<|> bram.. let's (\ ~#> I'll watch your back. | /'\ just split! /´\ /P\ |(_) o oh ok..Ô o |´'<\ yer da boss /) <#> | /'\ Hohohohoo.. /\ /P\ |(_) YIEAAA.. o__ Uhhhh! \O/ ..mrl U sado-maniac! |´'-------- <\___ \|\Ô/ # | ------- /´ (_) /P\ |(_) He asked o o9..OK now tell me what happened |´'for it! <|\ Awk! /# with DJ Maus you.... TRAITOR! | /'\ /\_<o_ /P\ |(_) o__..NOTHING HAPPENED WITH DJ MAUS FUKCN HELL AND |´'<| YOU COME HERE WITH FSM AND TRY TO BEAT ME IM | /'\ DOWN ALREADY!!!!! |(_) o o ..? |´'/|\ /#\ | /'\ /\._o_ /P\ |(_) This.. o Uhh.. o ..Hm.. So nothing happened? |´'all sucks <|> __Ô_ /#\ Umm.. wanna have a beer then? |monkey arse. /'\ _// \ /P\ My glasses.. Oh.. o o ..Hm.. sooo.. let's go alredi! __ okay <\ /#\ _//|Ô\ /| /P\ *END OF EP. 6* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ________________________ EPISODE VII - AFTERMATCH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |\o ..Uch, bram, I wanna puke! |=|== |___|\ Mee too, o/| mrl, me ==|=| too... /|___| |\o ....I'm a bit worried about fsm. |=|== Maybe I kicked him a bit too hard.. |___|\ Naah!! \o/| He's all ==|=| right. /|___| | [05:22] Ô ..Uch.. It's the third time I have to | _______ <(\ wake up to piss blood ..... | |~~==~==| /\ *END OF EP.7* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ __________________________________ EPISODE VIII - MEN'S NITE <preglow> i'm incredibly well hung INTRODUCING: PREGLOW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Ack.. bram, I think you forgot |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|\ to check the schedule. |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| /'\ |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o ..Naah.. You'll want to see |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|\ /#\ this. Think of it as a |>|___________|__|__|_|>| /'\ /P\ freakshow or sumthin. |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o ..Oh ok but it be the last time |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|\ if theyre gonna get horny on |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| /'\ me. You know I look cute. |>| TONIGHT |¨¨| o| o o ..Ha. So you do. |<| GAY NIGHT | (|o |)~|\ /#\ But let's get in now. |>|___________|__| | /'\ /P\ ||_\ \_O_/ ROARR!/_| o o ..Uh oh |´'#______/ ´'/#> /|\ | / \ /P\ /'\ |>| :TONIGHT: |o o | |>| VOMIT! VOMIT! |<| GAY NIGHT(| o |)|<| /Q~ /Q~ |>|__´/ |__| |_|>| /'\ /P\ |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| (|\ THING?!?!?! |>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o .. I think they call |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|> /#\ him preglow. |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ /P\ |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| __o/..NO I MEAN THE TAIL OR |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| | SOMETHING!? |>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ |>| :TONIGHT: |¨¨|¨¨| |>| o o .. Uh.. yea.. |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /|> /#\ |>|__´/ |__|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ /P\ |>| TONIGHT |¨¨|¨¨| |>| VOMIT! VOMIT! |<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| /Q~ /Q~ |>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ /'\ /P\ *END OF EP.8* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ________________________________ EPISODE IX - BRAM'S LITTLE HOBBY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | _ _|[/ ]_{ .:´}| . . . ..{~~ \õ/ Oh Bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~~~~~~} |[_] |[_/]_} /O\ {| { | } |\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }| {_ /\|\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!_} | _ _|[/ ]_{ o:´}| ..DAMMIT! It don't work no more! |[_] |[_/]_} <#> {| |\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }| | _ _|[/ ]_{ .:´}| . . . ..{~~ \o/ Oh bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~} |[_] |[_/]_} /O\ {| { | } |\~/_|_|_|_{ /P\ }| {_ /\|\_o ..Oh mrl, OH MRL!!!_} | _ _|[/ ]_{ O /}| ..YEE--HHAAAA!!! |[_] |[_/]_} <## {| |\~/_|_|_|_{/O|O\}| *END OF EP. 9* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ___________________________ EPISODE X - CAT LOVER An attempt on decent comedy INTRODUCING: FIRESLEDGE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |(_) ..MEAOOW! O ..Come on Ginger. We must hurry.. Aunt's | ( _A_ /T\ coming from Canada and I need to have | (~(¨ |\ that hat washed and dried before that. |(_) ..(/me O ..Ah, we are ||__[ZING ZONG] | ) _A_ likes /T\ there ||/\/\|_o___|/\ | (~(¨ fs) /\ already. ||\/\/| |\/ |/| Hi! I'd like you O Õ ..Yes yes! You want __ |/| |/| to have Ginger's<T\ |==<=\=======| that cat done? | | |/| |/| hat cleaned. /\ | | |''| |/| |/| (Huh?) Umm.. \_O> Õ ..No no - same price. You __ |/| |/| OK if it won't T |=/=)========| eat and wait | | |/| |/| cost extra! /\ | | for hat. |''| |/| |/| (HUH?!) Well .. O |:..:....::| MEAOW! Õ ..Yes yes! |/| all right! (T\ |============| \ _A_ (|\ Ssssh cat! |/| But hurry! /\ | | (~(¨ /| |/|[&]: |\O ..Damn weird Chinese! :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|=|== ~|~~|~ ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\ O__ _ (&)__Ô ..Here your :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|==== ~|~~|~ |\ dish sir. ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\ O..YUM-YUM! Delicious! :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|==== ~|~~|~ ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\O..Ahh.. The trimming and :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|=<== ~|~~|~ cleaning should be ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | done any minute now! |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\O _ _A_ __Ô_..Here hat. :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|=|== ~|~~|~ |(&) ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\O ..Yes? And cat? Ô__..Cat? :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|=(== ~|~~|~ /\(&) ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | |\ |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\ O ..Yes - Cat! __Ô_..Cat there! :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|=<== ~|~~|~ |(&) ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\ O ..Where.. Ô_ :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|==/= ~|~~|~ <|(&) ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | / \ |/| |' '| | |/|[&]: |\\O/ ..NOOOO!!! GINGEEERR!! Ô_ :[&]|/| :EXIT: | |/|´'|==== ~|~~|~ <|(&) ´'|/| |¨¨¨¨| | |/| |___|\ | | /| |/| |' '| | | \~/ /& / -_ _----____-(xx) \ &\ /| | V | | _|_ (& ( --- / (((( \ ¨¨ ' ) &) /\| | | *END OF | | \& \ : . \ \ . / &/ /__| | | EP.10* | ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ _________________________________ EPISODE XI - FIXED POINT L33TNESS Guest script & sketch artist: mrl INTRODUCING: ZEPHOD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |(_) o ..Hi bram! o ..Hi Phixedpoint zePh0d! | <&> <#> | /·\ /P\ |(_) o ..Oh goodie! o ..Cum here and i'll tell | <&\ \#\ j00 all about my *HOT* | /·\ /P\ adventures with mrl.. |(_) crap.. o __o ..Ha ha! You and your | /&> #> "fixed-point l33tness"! | · / \ /P\ *END OF EP.11* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ______________________________ EPISODE XII - PLASTIC SURGERY? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ __o__ Ô .. wow mrl's looking good today; he's such a great <~$$$~> /)\ guy and soo smart too AND goodlooking.. *sigh* . /o|o\ /´\ if only i was as l33t as him... | ___ ..AAAH! Life is good! ||[_]| o/_____ ||¨¨¨||~¨-----| | ___ ..crap ||[_]| _ ____ <o\ ||¨¨¨||~~¨----| /'\ *END OF EP. 12* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ______________________________ EPISODE XIII - /JOIN #MUSICDSP INTRODUCING: YEHAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \|..|/ Ô \|..|/ y0 fsm!!.. o ___| |______/(\_______________________| |______________/_____ | |..| | |/\| | | | | | | | |..| | | | | |\ | \|..|/ Ô ..yo mrl. o \|..|/ ___| |_______/(\______________/\______| |____________________ | |..| | | /| | | | | |/'\| | |..| | | | | | | \|. .|/ Ô ..How's o \|. .|/ ____| |___________________/(\__life?_/|\_________| |_______ | |. .| | | | | |/\ | | /\ | | |. .| | | \|. .|/ Sux.. It was OK until yehar..o \|. .|/ ____| |__came with his comic thou.___/|\_________| |_______ | |. .| Nuttin melts his izy heart? /\ | | |. .| | | \|. .|/ Maybe only one.. Ô Yea..o \|. .|/ ____| |__thing. Shall we?_/(\________/|\_________| |_______ | |. .| | | | | |/\ | | /\ | | |. .| | | | |=| __ O ..Dammit, I'm gonna need replacement | __ ______ |=| (|_| <8> characters. ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T *END OF EP. 13* ___ __ _ _ _ _ __ | | | | _|__|_ |\ /| | | / \ | /| \ / \ | \ | |--| |- _|__|_ | \/ | | |-. | | | |-. |__/ | | | |__ | | | | \__/ \_/ | \_, |_/ \_/ | _ __ ___ __ __ _ ,´\ | \ \ / | |\ | | | | | \ | / \ |__| | | \ / |- | \ | | | | |__/ |--. | | |_/ \/ |__ | \| | \__/ | \ |__ \_/ ______________________ EPISODE XIV - BODYHEAT ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |[23:37] |=| __ O .."<yehar> dammit a nice party - i was | __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 sweating in the bodyhead of females" ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T Now that is true. | |=| __ O .."<glow_> you mean like these lovely | __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> ladies here?" What? ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T | |=| __ O .."* glow_ has visitors". | __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> Ahaa! He's not alone? ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T | |=| __ O .."* glow_ has numerous female visitors" | __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> hmm... maybe it was one of his female ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T friends who was typing. { _ __ O õ *tihii!* lemme say hi to your friends on the net~} {|#|(|_|--#--\> /| /|\ please...! preglow please!!! *tihi* } {|#|| |¨|//T /^\ /^\ /^\ *thihii!* ____________________________} | |=| __ O .."* glow_ _wishes_ he had numerous | __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 female visitors" Damn my imagination! ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T He's really all alone after all.. | |=| __ O>.."<glow_> i keep omiting things from | __ ______ |=| (|_| /8 my sentences" hm.. yes, that true. ||__¨______|| | | |¨|/T Wonder why he typos so much today... ||\ Ô9 ____*suck*_O __O_/..YEE-HAA! Preglow, if u keep this up ||=<==#/__ (|_|--###_### we'll make a new Guinness record in ||____| \ \ | |¨|/ @/\oo\_ no fucking time!!!!! *END OF EP. 14* _________________________________ GENITALIZED(tm) CHARACTERS SO FAR ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | o m| o b | õ DJ |Ô f| O fire| _O_/ pre| o Ze| O ye| |/|\ r|<#> r |<|\ Ma |/)\ s|/T\ sled|/ #__/\ gl|<&> ph|/8\ ha| |/'\ l|/P\ am|/^\ us |/\ m|/`\ ge | / \ _/ ow|/·\ od|/´\ r | <mrl_> . d!z <mrl_> . <0+0\ <- NN <mrl_> . //^\\