2001\/10\/27<\/p>\n
I have occasionally been a regular on the EFNet #musicdsp IRC channel. This ASCII art comic is my perverted view of some of the #musicdsp characters.<\/p>\n
___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ______________________\r\n EPISODE I - MRL-DUNDEE\r\n INTRODUCING: MRL, BRAM\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n ~~~||~~\\ o ..We are in the Australian badlands.\r\n ||~\\ <|> Fukcing dangerous for ppl without\r\n\\|\/ \\|\/ || \\|\/ \/|\\ a big kulli & a big knife. \r\n\r\n ~~~||~~\\ o o ..Yeah mrl, ma man! Like, look\r\n____.__ GRR! ||~\\ <|> <#> at that mean looking crocodile\r\n~~~|\\\u00a8\u00a8 || \\|\/ \/|\\ \/P\\ for instance.\r\n\r\n ~~~||~~\\ o_\/ ..No shit, bram. You'd better get some\r\n_______.__ ||~\\ <| distance with your - relatively -\r\n~\/\\~~~\/\\\u00a8\u00a8 || \\|\/ \/|\\ smaller dick & bigger balls. *HEHE*\r\n\r\n ~~~||~~\\ o..HEHehe \\_o ..Pff, you...\r\n _______.__ ||~\\ <|\\ #> freak of nature!\r\n~~~\/\\~~~\/\\\u00a8\u00a8 || \\|\/ \/|\\ \\|\/ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n I've seen bigger..o o ..OK OK just get done\r\n _ _______.__ \/\\ \/#> with it will ya?\r\n ~~~~\/\\~~~\/\\\u00a8\u00a8 \\|\/ \/\\ \\|\/ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n GRR! _o ..hopp! \\o\/ ..NO NO! Use the knife,\r\n _ _______.__ __|\\ __# use your _KNIFE_!!!\r\n ~~~~|\\~~~|\\\u00a8\u00a8 \/\\ \\|\/ P\\ \r\n\r\n *CRUNCH* __o ..HELP!! o ..Told 'ya!\r\n _______.__ \/\\ <#>\r\n~~~\/|~~~\/|\u00a8\u00a8.. . .~\u00a8\\ \\|\/ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n|~~\\ *sniff* o ..HAHAHAA, now who's Da\r\n|~\\ \/o <#> Man of da men\r\n| .. . . \\|\/ . .. . \/\\ \/P\\ now, \"mrlie\"?!\r\n\r\n|~~\\ ..You are, bram,\r\n|~\\ \/o you are...\r\n| .. . . \\|\/ . .. . \/\\ *END OF EP.1*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n _________________________\r\n EPISODE II - THE RECOVERY\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|\/ \/_\\ _ o ..SHIT MAAN! The doc said they could only\r\n| o ____ | | \/#> get back the top 4 cm, so yer still missing\r\n||~\u00a8----||'| \/P\\ like 40 cm from the middle.\r\n\r\n|\/ BUHUU!!_ o ..Heyyy.. Cheer up! At least it's not genetic.\r\n| \/\\____ | | ~#> And it still works.. some! You'll probably\r\n||------||'| \/P\\ be able to jerk off again in no time!\r\n\r\n|\/ U sure?_ o ..Yes. I have full confidence in you. In fact,\r\n| o,____ | | <#> I'm gonna take you to a party and we'll get\r\n||\\\u00a8----||'| \/P\\ some CHICKS for TONIGHT!\r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o ..Hmm.. brammie, i feel a bit sma..\r\n|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| \/|\\ umm.. nervous. Are you absolutely\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ sure we wanna enter?\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o O ..YeS!! I want..... I MUST see\r\n|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| \/|\\ \/#\\ her!!! ComeOnCOMEON..!!.!!\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ \/P\\ PLLLZZ.. Let's get in alredi!\r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o ..FUKC maan... Stop jumping around.\r\n|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| <|> And shrink yer monster or I'll\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ ninza-kikc you in the bidule.\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o_ \\ O \/ ..OH SWEET JESUS MRL! I get\r\n|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| \/\\ ### sooo horny just thinking of\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| |\\ \/O|O\\ the sexxxxyyy DJ's arse!\r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| YIEEE o\/ o ..UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\r\n|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| EEE! ~|__#\\ UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| \/`\/| UUUUUUUU!!!!!\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o o ..Man, you still can kick.\r\n|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| <|> (\/ Uuu...\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ \/| \r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o ..Sure thing brammie. And one hint\r\n|<| .DJ MAUS. | (|) | |<| <|> to the girls about my penis and\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ ya wish U was born a woman.\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o o ..Deal. Now let's get in. I\r\n|<| DJ MAUS | (|) | |<| <|> \/#> need some ize.\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ \/P\\ *END OF EP.2*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n _______________________\r\n EPISODE III - THE DISCO\r\n INTRODUCING: DJ. MAUS\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n ||| \u00f5_ ___ |_\\ \\_\u00f5 \\\u00f5\/ \u00f5_ _\u00f5\/ \/_| _o ..Oh bram, just look all\r\n|---|-\\-|===| _\/\\ | \/| | \u00b4'` |\\ those girls high on e!\r\n|___|___|___| \/ | \/^\\ \/^\\ \/^\\ \/'\\ Let's get frikn closer!\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5_ __ |_\\ \u00f5_\/ \u00f5 \\\u00f5\/ \u00f5_ o o ..Sorry mrl, mi eyez are\r\n|---|-\/-|===|\u00b4'` \/\\_ \/|\\ \/ \/| <|> ~#> focused on DJ MAUS!!!\r\n|___|___|___| | \\\/^\\ \/\\ \/^\\ \/'\\ \/P\\ She's da fox.\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5\/ SKRK!! :HEY WHERE's: o o ..Hm, what's this?\r\n|---|-\\-|===| \u00b4\u00b4''THE MUSIC?: \/|\\ \/#\\\r\n|___|___|___| \u00b4''''`````` \/'\\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5_..Oh fucking o o ..U thinkun what me is?\r\n|---|-\/-|===| Technics.. \/|\\ \/#\\ SHE NEEDS US!\r\n|___|___|___| \/'\\ \/P\\\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5_ o o ..Excuse me, but me and my friend, especially\r\n|---|---|\/==| \/|\\ \/#\\ me, we are pretty good with this stuff.\r\n|___|___|___| \/'\\ \/P\\ Just lemme grab my tools and.....\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5_ o_ o ...fix that thing!! WHOHOHOHOAAA..!! OH MAM,\r\n|---|---|\/==|\/\\ \/###\\ my tools are ready, more than ready! BUMMER!\r\n|___|___|___| \/\\ \/O|O\\ mrl, hold her, I need to go to the bathroom.\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5\/..What's o ..I don't know, but me - I don't have\r\n|---|---|\/==| his \/|\\ that problem. Not no more.\r\n|___|___|___| Problem? \/'\\ \r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5 ..Oh? So hey, will YOU come to my place with me\r\n|---|---|===|<|\\ and help me fix this thing? (he's kinda cute)\r\n|___|___|___|\/^\\ \/'\\\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5 o ..\r\n|---|---|===|<|> \/|\\\r\n|___|___|___|\/^\\ \/'\\\r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5 o>..Hrm.. (Shit if bram finds out)\r\n|---|---|===| <|> <| I really dunno..\r\n|___|___|___| \/^\\ \/'\\ \r\n\r\n ||| \u00f5 o\/ ..OK!!! (I'm gonna die)\r\n|---|---|===| <|\\ \/|\r\n|___|___|___| \/^\\ \/'\\ *END OF EP.3*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ________________________\r\n EPISODE IV - MRL SCORES?\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n ___ o ..mrl..? DJ Maus..?\r\n|---|---|---| \/#\\ Oh shit.. Oooh SHIT!\r\n|___|___|___| \/P\\ \r\n\r\n ___ \\ O 9 ..MRL's GONNA PAY!!!!!\r\n|---|---|---| ###\r\n|___|___|___| \/ P \\ \r\n\r\n| _ How's it goin?..\u00f5 \/ ..Uh.. This is harder than I\r\n|\/_\\ __ _____ <|> \/__ *_o__ thought. I think it just needs\r\n| | | \u00a8 | \/^\\ |==|. \/|_\\_ hmm... more vaseline?\r\n\r\n| _ I thought you.. \u00f5 o .. Naaah.. I do MUSIC-DSP.\r\n|\/_\\ were good with <\/\\ __ ~|\\\r\n| | engines &stuff \/^\\|==| \/'\\ \r\n\r\n| _ Hmm.. tell me.. \u00f5 o ..OK! It's like, I'm the man\r\n|\/_\\ more... \/|\\ __ \/|\\ behind the VST FX's you use.\r\n| | \/^\\|==| \/'\\ ... and shit.\r\n\r\n| _ Cool!.. \u00f5 o ..Yeah! I say it's UEBERCOOL!\r\n|\/_\\ __ _____ <|\\ __ \/|\\ (well it's really not that\r\n| | | \u00a8 | \/^\\|==| \/'\\ cool at all)\r\n\r\n| _ Say.. why don't we.. \u00f5 o ..What? You gonna throw me out\r\n|\/_\\ leave the turntable <|\\ ~\/\\ now? I'm sorry about all th..\r\n| | and.. well... uhmm \/^\\ \/\\\r\n\r\n| _ Sshh.. just get \u00f5 o ..(Oh man. I'm sold)\r\n|\/_\\ over here, (|\\\/\/\\\r\n| | handsome.. \/^\\ |\\ *END OF EP. 4*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n _________________________\r\n EPISODE V - BRAMS WRATH I\r\n INTRODUCING: FSM\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n\r\n| . . . .. ...{~~~ \\\u00f5\/ Oh mrl! OH MRL!!! ~~~~~~~~~~}\r\n| o_ _____ { | }\r\n||\\~\u00a8 | {__ \/\\|\\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!__}\r\n\r\n| \\O\/ DAMMIT!!! _ |\r\n| _ #_____ | | |\r\n||~~\u00a8 | |'| |\r\n\r\n| __ \u00d4 .. Hmm.. 1 + 2 = ...? SHIT! _ |\r\n| (|_| --) I'll never get these | | ...KNOCK!\r\n| | |\u00a8|\/\/T filters done. |'| |\r\n\r\n| __ \u00d4 ..Yo, bram! o ..Yo, fsm!\r\n| (|x| \/(\\ \/#\\ How's it hanging?\r\n| | |\u00a8| T \/`\\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n| __ \u00d4 ..Same old, o ..Ya bet! But I need you to\r\n| (|_| \/(\\ same old! \/#\\ help me kick mrl's ass with\r\n| | |\u00a8| T \/`\\ \/P\\ yer physical (yea right) skilz\r\n\r\n| __ \u00d4..Sure, what o ..Just put yer pants on and\r\n| (|_| <(\\ ya need? \/#\\ let's get going.\r\n| | |\u00a8| T \/`\\ \/P\\\r\n\r\n| __ \u00d4 ..OK, I'll just o ..Good. (Don't bother, u\r\n| (|_| --) uhm.. save my <#> skinny bastard.)\r\n| | |\u00a8| T \/\u00b4\\ work. \/P\\ *END OF EP.5*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ____________________________\r\n EPISODE VI - BRAM'S WRATH II\r\n <mrl> i came too early\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|(_) \u00d4 _o ..OK fsm, there he is. Go get'im.\r\n|\u00b4'` \/o \/) #\\ (mrl don't look too happy considering\r\n| \/\\ \/\\ \/P\\ he just scored last night.. hmm..)\r\n\r\n|(_) o ..wtf!? u gay0rds had better stand back. I'm on a bad\r\n|\u00b4'` \/|~ mood. I've warned you. Now get lost.\r\n| \/'\\ \r\n\r\n|(_) o Im scared.. __\u00d4 o ..Naaah.. he's bluffing. Go ahead.\r\n|\u00b4'` <|> bram.. let's (\\ ~#> I'll watch your back.\r\n| \/'\\ just split! \/\u00b4\\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n|(_) o oh ok..\u00d4 o\r\n|\u00b4'` <\\ yer da boss \/) <#>\r\n| \/'\\ Hohohohoo.. \/\\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n|(_) YIEAAA.. o__ Uhhhh! \\O\/ ..mrl U sado-maniac!\r\n|\u00b4'` -------- <\\___ \\|\\\u00d4\/ #\r\n| ------- \/\u00b4 (_) \/P\\\r\n\r\n|(_) He asked o o9..OK now tell me what happened\r\n|\u00b4'` for it! <|\\ Awk! \/# with DJ Maus you.... TRAITOR!\r\n| \/'\\ \/\\_<o_ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n|(_) o__..NOTHING HAPPENED WITH DJ MAUS FUKCN HELL AND\r\n|\u00b4'` <| YOU COME HERE WITH FSM AND TRY TO BEAT ME IM\r\n| \/'\\ DOWN ALREADY!!!!!\r\n\r\n|(_) o o ..?\r\n|\u00b4'` \/|\\ \/#\\\r\n| \/'\\ \/\\._o_ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n|(_) This.. o Uhh.. o ..Hm.. So nothing happened?\r\n|\u00b4'`all sucks <|> __\u00d4_ \/#\\ Umm.. wanna have a beer then?\r\n|monkey arse. \/'\\ _\/\/ \\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n My glasses.. Oh.. o o ..Hm.. sooo.. let's go alredi!\r\n __ okay <\\ \/#\\\r\n _\/\/|\u00d4\\ \/| \/P\\ *END OF EP. 6*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ________________________\r\n EPISODE VII - AFTERMATCH\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|\\o ..Uch, bram, I wanna puke!\r\n|=|==\r\n|___|\\ \r\n\r\n Mee too, o\/|\r\n mrl, me ==|=|\r\n too... \/|___|\r\n\r\n|\\o ....I'm a bit worried about fsm.\r\n|=|== Maybe I kicked him a bit too hard..\r\n|___|\\ \r\n\r\n Naah!! \\o\/|\r\n He's all ==|=|\r\n right. \/|___|\r\n\r\n| [05:22] \u00d4 ..Uch.. It's the third time I have to\r\n| _______ <(\\ wake up to piss blood .....\r\n| |~~==~==| \/`\\ *END OF EP.7*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n __________________________________\r\n EPISODE VIII - MEN'S NITE\r\n <preglow> i'm incredibly well hung\r\n INTRODUCING: PREGLOW\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o ..Ack.. bram, I think you forgot\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| \/|\\ to check the schedule.\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ \r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o o ..Naah.. You'll want to see\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| \/|\\ \/#\\ this. Think of it as a\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ \/P\\ freakshow or sumthin.\r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o ..Oh ok but it be the last time\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| \/|\\ if theyre gonna get horny on\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| \/'\\ me. You know I look cute.\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8| o| o o ..Ha. So you do.\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|o |)~|\\ \/#\\ But let's get in now.\r\n|>|___________|__| | \/'\\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n||_\\ \\_O_\/ ROARR!\/_| o o ..Uh oh\r\n|\u00b4'` #______\/ \u00b4'` \/#> \/|\\\r\n| \/ \\ \/P\\ \/'\\\r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |o o | |>| VOMIT! VOMIT!\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT(| o |)|<| \/Q~ \/Q~\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__| |_|>| \/'\\ \/P\\\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o..WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| (|\\ THING?!?!?!\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ \/'\\ \r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o o .. I think they call\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| \/|> \/#\\ him preglow.\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| __ __ \/'\\ \/P\\\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| __o\/..NO I MEAN THE TAIL OR\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| | SOMETHING!?\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ \/'\\ \r\n\r\n|>| :TONIGHT: |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| o o .. Uh.. yea..\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| \/|> \/#\\\r\n|>|__\u00b4\/ | \\`__|__|__|_|>| __ __ \/'\\ \/P\\\r\n\r\n|>| TONIGHT |\u00a8\u00a8|\u00a8\u00a8| |>| VOMIT! VOMIT!\r\n|<| GAY NIGHT | (|) | |<| \/Q~ \/Q~\r\n|>|___________|__|__|_|>| __ __ \/'\\ \/P\\ *END OF EP.8*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ________________________________\r\n EPISODE IX - BRAM'S LITTLE HOBBY\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n| _ _|[\/ ]_{ .:\u00b4}| . . . ..{~~ \\\u00f5\/ Oh Bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~~~~~~}\r\n|[_] |[_\/]_} \/O\\ {| { | }\r\n|\\~\/_|_|_|_{ \/P\\ }| {_ \/\\|\\_o ..ah DJ Maus, DJ MAUS!!!_}\r\n\r\n| _ _|[\/ ]_{ o:\u00b4}| ..DAMMIT! It don't work no more!\r\n|[_] |[_\/]_} <#> {|\r\n|\\~\/_|_|_|_{ \/P\\ }| \r\n\r\n| _ _|[\/ ]_{ .:\u00b4}| . . . ..{~~ \\o\/ Oh bram! OH BRAM!!! ~~}\r\n|[_] |[_\/]_} \/O\\ {| { | }\r\n|\\~\/_|_|_|_{ \/P\\ }| {_ \/\\|\\_o ..Oh mrl, OH MRL!!!_}\r\n\r\n| _ _|[\/ ]_{ O \/}| ..YEE--HHAAAA!!!\r\n|[_] |[_\/]_} <## {|\r\n|\\~\/_|_|_|_{\/O|O\\}| *END OF EP. 9*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ___________________________\r\n EPISODE X - CAT LOVER\r\n An attempt on decent comedy\r\n INTRODUCING: FIRESLEDGE\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|(_) ..MEAOOW! O ..Come on Ginger. We must hurry.. Aunt's\r\n| ( _A_ \/T\\ coming from Canada and I need to have\r\n| (~(\u00a8 |\\ that hat washed and dried before that.\r\n\r\n|(_) ..(\/me O ..Ah, we are ||__[ZING ZONG]\r\n| ) _A_ likes \/T\\ there ||\/\\\/\\|_o___|\/\\\r\n| (~(\u00a8 fs) \/`\\ already. ||\\\/\\\/| |\\\/\r\n\r\n|\/| Hi! I'd like you O \u00d5 ..Yes yes! You want __ |\/|\r\n|\/| to have Ginger's<T\\ |==<=\\=======| that cat done? | | |\/|\r\n|\/| hat cleaned. \/`\\ | | |''| |\/|\r\n\r\n|\/| (Huh?) Umm.. \\_O> \u00d5 ..No no - same price. You __ |\/|\r\n|\/| OK if it won't T |=\/=)========| eat and wait | | |\/|\r\n|\/| cost extra! \/`\\ | | for hat. |''| |\/|\r\n\r\n|\/| (HUH?!) Well .. O |:..:....::| MEAOW! \u00d5 ..Yes yes!\r\n|\/| all right! (T\\ |============| \\ _A_ (|\\ Ssssh cat!\r\n|\/| But hurry! \/`\\ | | (~(\u00a8 \/| \r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\O ..Damn weird Chinese! :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |=|== ~|~~|~ \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\ O__ _ (&)__\u00d4 ..Here your :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |==== ~|~~|~ |\\ dish sir. \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | \/ \\ |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\ O..YUM-YUM! Delicious! :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |==== ~|~~|~ \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\O..Ahh.. The trimming and :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |=<== ~|~~|~ cleaning should be \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | done any minute now! |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\O _ _A_ __\u00d4_..Here hat. :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |=|== ~|~~|~ |(&) \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | \/ \\ |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\O ..Yes? And cat? \u00d4__..Cat? :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |=(== ~|~~|~ \/\\(&) \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | |\\ |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\ O ..Yes - Cat! __\u00d4_..Cat there! :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |=<== ~|~~|~ |(&) \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | \/ \\ |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\ O ..Where.. \u00d4_ :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |==\/= ~|~~|~ <|(&) \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | \/ \\ |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n|\/|[&]: |\\\\O\/ ..NOOOO!!! GINGEEERR!! \u00d4_ :[&]|\/| :EXIT: |\r\n|\/|\u00b4'` |==== ~|~~|~ <|(&) \u00b4'`|\/| |\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8| |\r\n|\/| |___|\\ | | \/| |\/| |' '| |\r\n\r\n| \\~\/ \/& \/ -_ _----____-(xx) \\ &\\ \/| | V |\r\n| _|_ (& ( --- \/ (((( \\ \u00a8\u00a8 ' ) &) \/\\| | | *END OF |\r\n| \\& \\ : . \\ \\ . \/ &\/ \/__| | | EP.10* |\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n _________________________________\r\n EPISODE XI - FIXED POINT L33TNESS\r\n Guest script & sketch artist: mrl\r\n INTRODUCING: ZEPHOD\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|(_) o ..Hi bram! o ..Hi Phixedpoint zePh0d!\r\n| <&> <#>\r\n| \/\u00b7\\ \/P\\ \r\n\r\n|(_) o ..Oh goodie! o ..Cum here and i'll tell\r\n| <&\\ \\#\\ j00 all about my *HOT*\r\n| \/\u00b7\\ \/P\\ adventures with mrl..\r\n\r\n|(_) crap.. o __o ..Ha ha! You and your\r\n| \/&> #> \"fixed-point l33tness\"!\r\n| \u00b7 \/ \\ \/P\\ *END OF EP.11*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ______________________________\r\n EPISODE XII - PLASTIC SURGERY?\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n __o__ \u00d4 .. wow mrl's looking good today; he's such a great\r\n <~$$$~> \/)\\ guy and soo smart too AND goodlooking.. *sigh*\r\n. \/o|o\\ \/\u00b4\\ if only i was as l33t as him...\r\n\r\n| ___ ..AAAH! Life is good!\r\n||[_]| o\/_____\r\n||\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8||~\u00a8-----| \r\n\r\n| ___ ..crap\r\n||[_]| _ ____ <o\\\r\n||\u00a8\u00a8\u00a8||~~\u00a8----| \/'\\ *END OF EP. 12*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ______________________________\r\n EPISODE XIII - \/JOIN #MUSICDSP\r\n INTRODUCING: YEHAR\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n \\|..|\/ \u00d4 \\|..|\/ y0 fsm!!.. o\r\n___| |______\/(\\_______________________| |______________\/_____\r\n| |..| | |\/\\| | | | | | | | |..| | | | | |\\ | \r\n\r\n \\|..|\/ \u00d4 ..yo mrl. o \\|..|\/\r\n___| |_______\/(\\______________\/\\______| |____________________\r\n| |..| | | \/| | | | | |\/'\\| | |..| | | | | | | \r\n\r\n \\|. .|\/ \u00d4 ..How's o \\|. .|\/\r\n____| |___________________\/(\\__life?_\/|\\_________| |_______\r\n| |. .| | | | | |\/\\ | | \/\\ | | |. .| | | \r\n\r\n \\|. .|\/ Sux.. It was OK until yehar..o \\|. .|\/\r\n____| |__came with his comic thou.___\/|\\_________| |_______\r\n| |. .| Nuttin melts his izy heart? \/\\ | | |. .| | | \r\n\r\n \\|. .|\/ Maybe only one.. \u00d4 Yea..o \\|. .|\/\r\n____| |__thing. Shall we?_\/(\\________\/|\\_________| |_______\r\n| |. .| | | | | |\/\\ | | \/\\ | | |. .| | | \r\n\r\n| |=| __ O ..Dammit, I'm gonna need replacement\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_| <8> characters.\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T *END OF EP. 13*\r\n\r\n ___ __ _ _ _ _ __\r\n | | | | _|__|_ |\\ \/| | | \/ \\ | \/ ` | \\ \/ \\ | \\\r\n | |--| |- _|__|_ | \\\/ | | | `-. | | | |`-. |__\/\r\n | | | |__ | | | | \\__\/ \\_\/ | \\_, |_\/ \\_\/ |\r\n _ __ ___ __ __ _\r\n ,\u00b4\\ | \\ \\ \/ | |\\ | | | | | \\ | \/ \\\r\n |__| | | \\ \/ |- | \\ | | | | |__\/ |- `-.\r\n | | |_\/ \\\/ |__ | \\| | \\__\/ | \\ |__ \\_\/\r\n ______________________\r\n EPISODE XIV - BODYHEAT\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n|[23:37] |=| __ O ..\"<yehar> dammit a nice party - i was\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 sweating in the bodyhead of females\"\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T Now that is true.\r\n\r\n| |=| __ O ..\"<glow_> you mean like these lovely\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> ladies here?\" What?\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T \r\n\r\n| |=| __ O ..\"* glow_ has visitors\".\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> Ahaa! He's not alone?\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T \r\n\r\n| |=| __ O ..\"* glow_ has numerous female visitors\"\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8> hmm... maybe it was one of his female\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T friends who was typing.\r\n\r\n{ _ __ O \u00f5 *tihii!* lemme say hi to your friends on the net~}\r\n{|#|(|_|--#--\\> \/| \/|\\ please...! preglow please!!! *tihi* }\r\n{|#|| |\u00a8|\/\/T \/^\\ \/^\\ \/^\\ *thihii!* ____________________________}\r\n\r\n| |=| __ O ..\"* glow_ _wishes_ he had numerous\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_|--8 female visitors\" Damn my imagination!\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T He's really all alone after all.. \r\n\r\n| |=| __ O>..\"<glow_> i keep omiting things from\r\n| __ ______ |=| (|_| \/8 my sentences\" hm.. yes, that true.\r\n||__\u00a8______|| | | |\u00a8|\/T Wonder why he typos so much today...\r\n\r\n||\\ \u00d49 ____*suck*_O __O_\/..YEE-HAA! Preglow, if u keep this up\r\n||=<==#\/__ (|_|--###_### we'll make a new Guinness record in\r\n||____| \\ \\ | |\u00a8|\/ @\/\\oo\\_ no fucking time!!!!! *END OF EP. 14*\r\n _________________________________\r\n GENITALIZED(tm) CHARACTERS SO FAR\r\n ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\n| o m| o b | \u00f5 DJ |\u00d4 f| O fire| _O_\/ pre| o Ze| O ye|\r\n|\/|\\ r|<#> r |<|\\ Ma |\/)\\ s|\/T\\ sled|\/ #__\/\\ gl|<&> ph|\/8\\ ha|\r\n|\/'\\ l|\/P\\ am|\/^\\ us |\/`\\ m|\/`\\ ge | \/ \\ _\/ ow|\/\u00b7\\ od|\/\u00b4\\ r |\r\n\r\n<mrl_> . d!z\r\n<mrl_> . <0+0\\ <- NN\r\n<mrl_> . \/\/^\\\\<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"2001\/10\/27 I have occasionally been a regular on the EFNet #musicdsp IRC channel. 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